puppetfetishist: (DEATH FROM ABOVE)
So, in Homestuck, each character has a unique way of typing their text responses. While technically in canon Bro never really writes anything (save in ONE panel), as an effort to stay stylistically consistent with the rest of my cast, I have adopted a typing quirk for Bro.

like his brother bro doesnt give a fuck about commas and shit.
or about grammar much in general.
he does use periods but fuck if that actually matters.
also his text is kind of vaguely pinkish.
dont knock it.
did i mention huge asshole who swears a whole fucking lot.


If you find this text eye-searingly horrible, if you find Bro kind of disturbing/annoying, or if you have an issue with Homestuck characters in general, please comment to this post using the following form:




Comments are screened, no questions asked, and I won't tell anyone you have. Everything is confidential.

Other people's HS permissions:
Dave Strider
Davesprite
Equius Zahak
Gamzee Makara
John Egbert
Kanaya Maryam
Nepeta Leijon
Tavros Nitram
Terezi Pyrope
Vriska Serket
puppetfetishist: (got mah orange hoodie yeaah)
NEW 1/6/2012: ALPHA KIDS!? ALPHA KIDS. HOLY SHIT!
COMING SOON: I'd LIKE to organize this into a table to make it a little cleaner/easier to use, but I'm kind of SUPER BUSY. If somebody else wants to do that (I figure four columns woudl do us) then GO AHEAD



HOMESTUCK RPERS

ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR TEXT FORMATTING NOT WORKING

DO YOU HATE HAVING TO CONSTANTLY LOOK UP HTML OR HEX CODES

WELL I AM HERE TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS

BEHOLD: TEXT CHEAT SHEET OF DOOM

Simply look up the character/style you want, copy-paste the code, go forth and be awesome.

ALSO! If any of you have anything else to suggest/add, please do so. I'm thinking of adding a .gif/smiley database to this as well (for stuff like Lrd English's rotating pool ball, so if you guys have suggestions feel free to post 'em and I'll put 'em up. the big man HASS! the canon database (it's near the bottom of this post) If you have noncanon .gifs you feel to be relevant, point me to 'em and I'll add them in.




plain )

BETA KIDS

john egbert! )

Rose Lalonde. )

dave strider )

jade harley!!! :D )

TROLLS

"But OMG my Troll quirk is SO HARD :( "

Well I have a solution to that too: Troll Text Creator Put whatever you want to say in there, then use the color cheats below to color and font it, and voila! You are the troll, it is you.

Note: Trolltext generator does not create puns or dumb jokes or mIrAcLeS so do that yourself.

aradia medig0 )

tAVROS, uHH, nITRAM )

2ollux captor )

KARKAT VANTAS )

:33 < nepeta leijon )

Kanaya Maryam )

T3R3Z1 PYROP3 )

Vriska Serket )

D --> Equius Zahhak )

GaMzEe mAkArA )

eridan ampora )

Feferi Peixes )

SPRITES

Hoo hoo! Nannasprite! )

jaspersprite :3 meow )

davesprite )

boo hoo! jadesprite ;_; )

ALPHA KIDS

For the most part, the Alpha Kids colors are identical to the colors of the Beta Kids corresponding sprites. So, Jake English has the same color as Jadesprite, D. Strider has the same color as Davesprite, etc.

The one exception is R. Lalonde, whose color is the same color as Beta Mom's scarf.

lol r. lalond )

OTHER CHARACTERS

The Felt )

Doc Scratch )

DocScratch with green background )




OH MAN, BUT I HAVE AN OC / CHARACTER THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY SPEAK IN CANON!

Welp I have a simple solution:

GIANT HEX CODE INDEX!

Simply pick out from that MASSIVE RESOURCE a color you like, then use the following template:

puppetfetishist: (guess it's over)
C:\BROSSHIT\PROGRAMMING\STUFF\WHATEVERMAN\PSUDOCODE\MEH.TXT

PURPOSE: program designed to execute upon permanent (semi-permanent) disappearance from station
Notes: people who disappear completely have their network IDs deleted. If an ID is still around, they're likely to come back
Addendum: One guy came back after his ID was deleted, but only after almost a year's absence.
This probably won't work with ~ath, because ~ath would execute based on death; people who vanish don't exactly die, they're just gone.
Probably better to do a workaround..?

int WELP

CALL userid: #940220 rate of 1/day

IF result POSITIVE
>> Nothing
IF result NEGATIVE
>> +1 to WELP

IF WELP=7
>> SEND following messages




[these are all video posts

They all begin with the following message:
]

If you're reading this, my network ID has been deleted, which means that a teleporter ate me and I'm probably not coming back. I'm probably not gonna be able to hit everybody, so, spread the word.

[And then there's the unique messages]

TO: Red Dave and Orange Dave

[He just stares at the camera for a long time, before slowly taking off the shades and looking away. He doesn't speak. And then:]

I'm sorry.

For everything.

You deserved better.

TO: Pink Dave

Listen to me, listen carefully. No matter what anyone says, no matter what that jackass Jack says? You are not a monster.

I know, you have this crazy-ass thing inside you that burns you, that wills you to murder people. But you're also a thinking, feeling, intelligent person, and you can resist it. You can find ways to cope with it, even if that means running to the wilderness for years, hanging out with robots most of the time, or whatever, but the point is that you're not some dumb blind beast. You think, you feel, you exist. Hold to that. Hell, maybe there's even some crazy cure you can find in this stupid space station, I dunno. Point is: you have a choice. Even if it seems like you don't.

And know that I believe in you, no matter what.

TO: Vriska Serket

Isn't really much else to say. Don't hurt Dave too bad, right?

TO: Jack Noir

You're not so bad, in the end. But know this, jackass: you touch my son, and your shit will be fucked. Even if I'm not there. He's not what you think he is. Maybe he's not what I think he is either.

TO: Protoman

Hey.

Best of luck with the lady, okay? Seriously, dude, I'm so proud of you.

Few things: there's a lot of others on this station who will stand and fight when the time comes. Stay open to that. Second... your brother may be obnoxious, but I think he really cares about you. Take care of him, and stop being such a goddamn neurotic mess about your family.

...

Not that I can talk. And... speaking of.

I hate to ask this of you. But one of my kids, the Pink Dave. First: he's got a condition where he's compelled to kill all humans, even if he doesn't want to. He needs somebody to keep him grounded. Dunno if you can do that, but... the other problem is that this guy, Jack Noir, wants him dead, and keeps trying to kill him.

If Jack manages to kill Pink Dave—or any Dave, really—if you wouldn't mind putting a bullet in his head, that'd be awesome. I'd do it myself, but...

TO: John Egbert

Your dad would be so fucking proud, I can't even. So would your grandma. Stay cool, kiddo.

TO: Camille

Hey babe. It was fun while it lasted, right? I hope you had as much fun as I did. Stay classy.

TO: Rose Lalonde

You're even classier than I thought, and we have way more in common than I'm actually comfortable with. Seriously. And I have to say, I thought the whole fuck the game, kick reason to the curb thing was ballsy as fuck.

I wish I could have gotten to know you better. I'm sorry. You deserved better, too.


//END MESSAGES


[THE DAVES will be given equal ownership of all Bro's stuff, except for his shades, which are bequeathed to PROTOMAN.

The SHADES don't have any AI in them, but they are fully capable of accessing the network, and provide a nice heads up display.

If anyone accesses his computer, they'll find several gigabytes of really disturbing porn, usually catering to horse, robot, or puppet fetishes, and in some cases, all three
]
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Testing a new way of doing DocScratch text.
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Okay so I was TRYING to put this off but I just can't anymore.

HIATUS. It will probably be only semi-hiatus but even so. The sheer magnitude of work I have ahead of me is batshit fucking insane.

I will be sluggish likely till may, at which point I will SUDDENLY BE BACK because SCHOOL WILL BE OUT FOR THE SUMMER yeaaaaaaaaah
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s̮ͧo̦̟ͮ̌ ̤̘̞͙̩̊̎͗g͇̳͆̇̊ͭ́ô͖̝̭ͣ́̌̓o̼̪̼̰̲͗̅̎ͩḓ̖̠̮̣̙̦̾ͩ͌͗͋ ̜̖͇͖ͥ͂ͨͅf̰͈̻̤͈u̯͓̖̭ͨͭ̆̍c̍ͤͭ̂k̘̖̑̔̾̏̍̋͋i̺̫͔̙̥ͣn̅͐̃ͥͯ̇ġ̟͓͈̝̹̥͙̅ ̞̍ͩ͑̈ͫ͗j̦̩̋̓o͕͔̹̬̩̓̐ͥͭb̜̻̩̹̖̳͈͒ͧ.̰͌ͮ̉ͨ̐͒ ̼ͅa̞͙̓͛͑r̳͚͙̰̒̈ͮ͆̔̽̾e͉͚͈̰̐ ̝̥̝̾̅ͅy͎͓̥̮̮͚ͭ̏̿̊̽o̬̹̽ͪ͑ͮ̌ṷ̲̙͓̹̼̐̂ ̗̙͈̟̹̤̓͋p̲̥̗͓̠̠̼ͨ̄r̬̘̩̘̤̿̑o̪̫̲̞̤͚̗̅ͪ͆͑͊u͔̗ͭ̓ͩͧd͇̬͓̞̳ ͎͈͖͈̻̝͕ͮ͒͂̌o͈̲̞̓̉f̙ͨͮ̒̃͌͛ͪ ̺͈͔ͦͦ̃̆y̰̍ͯͣͭͯo͚̎ͭ͐̉̿̒ů̠̱͉͙͎̊̇̎ͥͣr͚͔̙̄̐ͫ̌sͫͦ̅̓̚e̞̣̜̳̞ͬl͚͍̝͍̜͈ͧf̘̦̲͑͂ͣ.̩͔̅̀͌̓̊ ͈̽ͥy̖͖͔̼̓͋̑̐̋̊̐o̥ͮ̄̅ͭ͂̽̚u͈͙̠͇̪͕͌ͩ ͚̳͖̥̄͂̉̏͛f̹̭̼͓̈́͛̐̐̈́̉i̹̜̭̹͙͖̠ͭ̎ͮg͈͉̯̩͒̿̍͋u͉̲ͫ̊rḙ̹̠̪͔͉͇̉d̘̾ ̻̯̋ͯ̃oͨ̓́̏ͨ̏u͈̘͚͉̞̫͊ṯ̻̟͍͉̭̽ͭ̾̌ ̣ͫḧ̠͇́̃͒o̹̤ͮw̍ͤ͑̊ t͇̝̻̟̣̖́ͮ̌̽̚ò͕̜̞̲̭̪ ͔̗͔̰͎̰ͬͦͪ̽̊̽a͕̰̬̣ͩp͍̗̾͗̂̂͐̀̎p̀̐̀r͖͛̒̒ͬ̈ŏ̗͙͊̓̉ͅx̼̗̏͑̿ͮi̱̝̦̟͎̤m̞̽ͪ̆͊̆a̻̰̱͈͚͂ͩt͔̒̋̄̔ͨe̺̾̓͊̃ͮ ̗̽̿̀͌̊ͣs̗̥͕̒͑͛͂̎̅b̠͚̞͚ͥ̍͂̃ͮa̝͓͐ͤh̳̩̅̾͌̉jͮ͋-ͯ̏̈͗t̟̀ͮ̄̃ͯê͇̆́̒̚ͅx̳̦̤̾͌t̹̏̒ ̽ù̹̲s̟̭̖̀ͫ̅̊ͨ͐̈́ịͫ̂͒ͦ̉̌n͖͇ͦ̆́̚g̲̖̘̻̓͆̚ͅ ̹̗̖̳̐͌̊̉ẖ̟͓͎̟͖̪̑͌t͖̬̯͉̆̎ḿ̜̘̠ͨ͆̌l̜̟̯͙̖̠̹͂ͪͦ́̑̌.̰̲̭ͩͤ̑̎ ̩̟
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Flip it Four Ways - Part Two

Green )
puppetfetishist: (brotherson in hand)
Flip it Four Ways - Part One

Blue )
puppetfetishist: (brofist)
Flip It Four Ways - Prologue

Orange

Orange )
puppetfetishist: (POSE AS A TEAM lol wat)
AHEM THIS POST IS FOR STRIDERCAST

LET US ROCK

YEAH )
puppetfetishist: (ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU)
comments, criticism, how's my driving, whatever you want to call it

stick it here

comments are screened, anon is up, let's rock.

CR

Nov. 22nd, 2010 10:20 am
puppetfetishist: (such a ninja)
CR


Canon

Dave Strider - &diams - younger brother / son via time paradox enabled cloning / that kid he is guarding

Davesprite - &diams - Ghostly alternate future version of son.

Lil Cal - &hearts &hearts &hearts ... &diams - weapon and partner in crime

Jack Noir - &spades &spades &spades - GREAT AND WORTHY OPPONENT
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